This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
I’ve called my ankle a “foot elbow” before
'Time lamp' (clock)
'Cold oven' (fridge)
Wait….Isn’t it callled a snailhouse???
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
Rated M…two chapters in you see it… for language
some of my favorite sharks
hey lil pompom eat ur greens
//I ain’t about to start paying attention in math class this late into senior year. Have some Jinx
- j o h n g r e e n -
If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.
If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.
If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.
If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.
Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
STOP PUPPIES YOU’RE TOO CUTE
I nominate Misha Collins for the Best Father of the Year Award.I nominate him for the best at everything award.